bisexualskies:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

#LifeGoals

bisexualskies:

moniquill:

naamahdarling:

wrath-fire-ice:

Bury me in this.

*SCREAMS*

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

#LifeGoals

Reblogged from Oh Mama, Don't You Cry

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

Reblogged from A Whole New World
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Wait a minute…i was reading ultrafacts  &realized that THIS GUY WAS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS

(Source)
&

(Source)
I think he was crazy

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Wait a minute…i was reading ultrafacts  &realized that THIS GUY WAS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS

(Source)

&

(Source)

I think he was crazy

Reblogged from A Whole New World

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

Reblogged from BERTS IS MY TRUE NAME
technicalrabbit:

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

NO, THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS GIF IS IT’S FUCKING HAPPENED. 
I WAS COOKING AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FELL SO I RUSHED AWAY TO HELP HIM UP AND MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY, I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.AND I WENT BACK TO COOKING, AND WHEN I TRIED TO FUCKING FLIP THE GODDAMN STEAK
IT HAD MELDED TO THE GODDAMN PAN.SO I TRIED TO SHIMMY THE FUCKING SPATULA UNDER IT AND PULLED UP AND THE GODDAMN HANDLE BROKE OFF WHICH SENT THE FUCKING PAN FLYING. 
IT BROKE THE FUCKING SMALL KITCHEN WINDOW AND LANDED OUTSIDE AND BROKE THREE POTS ON THE BACK PORCH. 
MY FUCKNIG PAIN HAS BEEN REALIZED IN ONE fUCKING GIF AND IT IS BULLSHIT. 

technicalrabbit:

meladoodle:

THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

NO, THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS GIF IS IT’S FUCKING HAPPENED. 

I WAS COOKING AND MY LITTLE BROTHER FELL SO I RUSHED AWAY TO HELP HIM UP AND MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY, I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.AND I WENT BACK TO COOKING, AND WHEN I TRIED TO FUCKING FLIP THE GODDAMN STEAK

IT HAD MELDED TO THE GODDAMN PAN.SO I TRIED TO SHIMMY THE FUCKING SPATULA UNDER IT AND PULLED UP AND THE GODDAMN HANDLE BROKE OFF WHICH SENT THE FUCKING PAN FLYING. 

IT BROKE THE FUCKING SMALL KITCHEN WINDOW AND LANDED OUTSIDE AND BROKE THREE POTS ON THE BACK PORCH. 

MY FUCKNIG PAIN HAS BEEN REALIZED IN ONE fUCKING GIF AND IT IS BULLSHIT. 

Reblogged from BERTS IS MY TRUE NAME

olivegarden:

Time is an unforgivable curse

Reblogged from BERTS IS MY TRUE NAME
bile7:


It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

Reblogged from BERTS IS MY TRUE NAME
staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

Reblogged from Gucci

shaquiloneilyoung:

carleecochina:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

I’ve never read a truer statement

AMEN 

Reblogged from Let us Fangirl.

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need