tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

One time in class, I got fed up

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
unit-26:

misandry-mermaid:

stfueverything:

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment

how do people still find this joke funny? 

Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.

Not entirely applicable but to some extent Lewis’s Law come into effect here. “[T]he comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Helen Lewis (@helenlewis)

unit-26:

misandry-mermaid:

stfueverything:

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment

how do people still find this joke funny? 

Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.

Not entirely applicable but to some extent Lewis’s Law come into effect here. “[T]he comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Helen Lewis (@helenlewis)

Reblogged from tfw

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

Reblogged from A Very Groovy Mutation

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

ancestor:


She’s literally laying on a chaise lounge drinking a mixed drink tmz is too much

ancestor:

She’s literally laying on a chaise lounge drinking a mixed drink tmz is too much

lilacblossoms:

star-loser:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

dynastylnoire:

d-o-r-ia-n:

lierdumoa:

crapherlululemons:

harrietvane:

Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.

still can’t tell the difference