holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now
but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck
"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."
Hmm did you ever consider
that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”
while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?
if I had two dogs and trained them both in how to run the dishwasher would they take turns doing it or would I have to train them in how to take turns as well
why not teach one to load it and one to unload it?
honestly hadn’t even considered that so thanks for the great suggestion